Little Salty Man - Single
You know exactly what we're on about: you're constantly surrounded by grumpy people, you just don't get why they're complaining all the time! This song encapsulates that and brings out the positivity!
Lyrics
There's so much to do in this world,
So many things to uncover,
But you sit over there like a salty motherf**ker.
Complaining about things all day,
Bringing everyone down,
If we held you underwater you probably wouldn't drown.
Sean: He'd dissolve.
Tom: Exactly!
Chorus:
Little Salty Man, you need to lighten up,
'Cause you're bringing me down!
You're bringing me down (x8)
It's not all doom and gloom,
No need to get the hump,
So climb the hell right down, from your motherf**king stump.
You're saltier than the sea,
It's really clear to see,
So get away from me 'cause you're melting my ice cream.
Sean: What?
Tom: He's salty, it's basic science!
Sean: *sigh*
Chorus x2